prokopetz:

Concept: a point-and-click adventure game where you play as the nominal protagonist’s cat. There’s some epic quest happening in the background, but from your perspective you’re solving all the puzzles in pursuit of doing ordinary cat stuff, often with your owner none the wiser. Like, you unravel the riddle that’s stumped generations of heroes and open the path to the forbidden fortress because your favourite jingly ball rolled under the door, or whatever.

vikturi-is-mine:

ambeer6:

th-namesnightowl:

dixiesaurer:

waepenlesbian:

anonymoustypewriter:

waepenlesbian:

anonymoustypewriter:

1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side.

2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill.

3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure

1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side

2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before.

2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.

Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science

And here we see natural selection at work.

1) eat them all
2) wait for death

1) eat the weighing scale

it only asks you to find the poisonous one, not to use the scale to do it, so technically you could give each pill to a kid and tell them its candy, then just wait and see which one dies. that’s the poisonous one.

bifl3xible:

heaven-is-my-hell:

so my 14y/o daughter got into an argument with her high school principle yesterday for fighting. an older boy had come up to her and asked her out, but when she said no and tried to walk away he grabbed her by her arm and pulled her back. so she punched him and broke his nose. her principle then told her she should have “heard him out” and “it’s not like the boy actually hurt her” so her response was “inappropriate”. so my daughter then chewed out her male principle in the middle of the school corridor about rape culture and that if that was his attitude then he should probably quit teaching forever because all he was doing was teaching girls to be quiet victims and teaching boys that it was okay to touch girls against their will and then she pointed right in his face and said “men like YOU are why my mum taught me how to punch people properly”. she got a round of applause from 2 female teachers listening in and i have never been such a proud mama

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jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

of all the things i expected to read in the news today, hobby lobby being busted for smuggling 5,500 ancient mesopotamian artifacts including cuneiform tablets and clay talismans into the united states was not one of them

an arts n crafts superstore chain has been illegally smuggling ancient biblical relics LIKE THIS

out of the UAE, in falsely labelled packages delivered to some hobby lobby stores in oklahoma.

Holy Crud