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Guy Fieri

And he did all that without me ever knowing?! Damn, this dude’s great!

and he did all that

without me ever knowing

damn this dude’s great

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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i went in to a cells at work thread on 4chan’s /a/ because i can’t help but immerse myself in sludge and the whole thread was anons talking about how they’ve been eating better and drinking more water because they want the anime girls that live inside of them to be happier 

shinzo abe you son of a bitch, you did it. 

cells at work is an anime about anthropomorphic cells living in a human body, depicted as a large city 

otaku on 4chan watched the show and, in a desire to make the cells in their bodies happy, have started to live healthier lives 

shinzo abe, the prime minister of japan and noted son of a bitch, actually managed to get anime viewers to start taking care of themselves through anime 

Mission accomplished, now fuck already.

baby steps, mister prime minister. 

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TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is a rare instance of non-human warfare happening between octopuses in the waters off the coast of Australia. The octopuses are fighting in large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells to spit at enemies.

via reddit.com

Octopi are intense

I prefer octopedes

“Animals don’t go to war because they’re cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu” Check-fucking-mate Linda, cephalopods are having trench warfare in the ocean.

They’re literally in the shell age

So…they’re shelling each other? 

*takes a long drag on a shitty cigarette* war is shell

Why isn’t anyone even bothering to mention the countless wounded soldiers of this cephalopod war? Many come back missing tentacles and eyes! Some even return home with a bad case of…shellshock