I’ve previously described the brain anomaly that crowds my head with auditory hallucinations based on overlapping chord progressions.

(It’s why I like to make mashups & why I’m so paranoid composing original music.)

This song is a cleaned up rendering of what happens in my head when I hear the Magnolia Progression [ I I7 IV iv {optional V} ].

You can download it for free here.

Here’s an older & intentionally messier one [link]

mydadisindianajones:

This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]

And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.

jotaro-kuujo:

lornacrowley:

clawmarkrune:

When the boss has the final phase thats just them begging/cowering for their life

when the boss has the final phase thats just them begging you to kill them

when the boss has the final phase that’s just them begging/cowering for their life but they’ve done so much fucked up shit throughout the game you don’t even feel bad

How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Giant Floating Bog?

scorpionbutch:

wilburwhateley:

“Floating islands are common in Minnesota; it’s the size of this one that’s causing all the fuss. Sue Galatowitsch, a wetland ecologist at the University of Minnesota, says the island likely weighs at least 1,000 tons and could extend 30 feet below the water. Technically, it’s a floating bog. A natural assemblage of peat moss festooned with cattails and tamarack trees, the bog is more than four acres across—that’s about 64 tennis courts. ‘A bog that size,’ Galatowitsch says, “can kind of do whatever it wants.“

An aerial view of the bog. (x)

“A bog that size…can do whatever it wants.”

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

gomboc123:

I mean… I get that you want to align Roy Mustang with lawful good because he’s a high ranking military officer, but the man literally overthrew the government because he didn’t like it

#no one who stages a coup from an ice cream truck is a lawful anything (via @ruinsofxerxes)

snailfeathers:

bebe-benzenheimer:

shippinghasruinedme:

inmahbe11ay:

snailfeathers:

A Very Helpful Engine, 2017

Polymer clay, dead toys, acrylic paint, oddments.

@kingsfinch

I’ve seen death

goddammit, that is NOT what “dog training” means

I can’t believe this comment, you come into my house and upstage me like this

I finally got bored of Dream Boyfriend and decided to delete, but b4 that, I sent out a goodbye and got some messages back~! (I tried specifying that I was saying my tumblr url, but tumblr is apparently a banned word in the game???)

The other image is the only other outfit change I’ve done since last time. This time Kisuke is experimenting with raising demons and posted a selfie about it to his blog. The sickle-weasel on his shoulder wasn’t originally apart of the outfit, but I imagine that demon just bonded with him and Kisuke couldn’t leave him behind. The big buff smoke demon behind him is Jeon-kun’s favorite, they wrestle all the time.

And thus ends the saga of me roleplaying as a vain demi-god that’s constantly threatening Kaoru and Kagura with knives when they call him weak and dainty. “I’m a man, you fucking dolts!” he shouts, grunting when Jeon-kun twists the knife out of his hand.

I loved roleplaying how those two were just completely incapable of seeing Kisuke’s true form and his normal masculine outfits, seeing him in skirts or kimonos instead. I feel like Kagura would’ve just been messing with Kisuke though, maybe cursed Kaoru so the human shopkeeper legitimately couldn’t see Kisuke’s true form. (the game never outright said he was also a god, anyway.)

I kind of imagined Kisuke, Sami-tan, and Keon-kun as in a weird polyamorous relationship, but never imagined anything serious? I dunno, I just thought it was cute how Jeon was the buff one, Sami was the tsundere one, and Kisuke was the one that just had a thousand hidden knives on his person after he met Kagura and Kaoru, also with plenty of aggressiveness and, of course, his vanity, haha. (I wonder how Jeon-kun would react if Kisuke had tried setting the sickle-weasel on Kaoru…?)