This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.
Just for once I’d like to tell the gate agents and flight attendants that my folding wheelchair is going into the onboard closet and not have them tell me there’s “no room”. Bitch that’s a wheelchair closet, not a “your bags” closet. Move your damn bags where they belong.
Ok, so according to my friendly aviation expert, this is a Big Fucking Deal. In fact, if an airline argues with you about putting your wheelchair in the wheelchair closet or even suggests there may not be room, unless there is already anotherpassenger’swheelchair in that closet, they have violatedfederallaw.
CFR Title 14, Chapter II, Subchapter D, Part 382, Subpart E, Section 382.67, Subsection (e)
“As a carrier, you must never request or suggest that a passenger not stow his or her wheelchair in the cabin to accommodate other passengers (e.g., informing a passenger that stowing his or her wheelchair in the cabin will require other passengers to be removed from the flight), or for any other non-safety related reason (e.g., that it is easier for the carrier if the wheelchair is stowed in the cargo compartment).”
This is hugely important because it means that if this happens to you, you should report their asses to the DOT. Why? Because these statistics are published every year for every airline, and the airline gets a huge ass fine for every violation. If we want to see change, we need to make airlines literally pay every time they treat us this way.
wait do those tin can phones really work?? I thought this was all a myth.
I just looked up a video this is wild I’m making one tomorrow
in my high school Art 4 class while we were no doubt supposed to be getting ready for a Very important Art Show, two of my friends made one of these phones but instead of talking into it they would write messages and clip it to the string and slide it across the string to the other and when the art teacher asked why they said “we’re texting” and she could not BELIEVE it, this was the FUNNIEST thing she’d heard all year
so she got on her office phone and called the principal and said “two girls are texting in my classroom I need you to come take their phones and issue them detentions” and we all waited like assholes for him to show up and when he asked where they were she gestured at my friends “texting” on their tin can phone and my principal was already a pretty tired dude but that was the most exhausted I think he ever looked.
The Porn Bot ARG is just the latest news about Death Stranding. Kojima made Norman Reedus learn how to make gifs and use tumblr so he could fuck with us
Mads Mikkelsen, eating potato chips in his pajamas and editing angel images on photoshop to make glitchy gifs, as per Hideo Kojima’s instructions: “Haha, I don’t know what’s going on! This is fun!”
okay, but the whole “Do you like to teleport” is a reference to the music video that was released to act as a prequel to the storyline of death-stranding; where it’s explained the whole “time being fucked up” thing is caused by a teleportation experiment gone wrong by some mobster like figures, and the lady in the icon is the same lady from the video that ends up becoming the first one of those black shadow things…
So I’m not sure if this was meant to be a shitpost but you’re literally right
The more I try to stray away from sanity, the closer I get to Mr. Kojima’s vision
So, in a blatant attempt to drum up more attention for my blog, I’ve decided to give away a few legitimate shiny Pokemon I’ve caught in my Moon and Ultra Sun egglockes.
How to Win the Pokemon
In order to win a Pokemon, you have to simply guess how many deaths (including the four that already have occurred) I will have on this run up until I become Champion of Alola for the first time (and/or the run ends, whichever occurs first). The person closest to this without going over wins!
First place receives a Shiny Ditto. Second places gets a choice between a shiny Alolan Dugtrio, Mudbray or Spearow. Third place gets to choose between the remaining two, while fourth gets whomever is left at the end.
Rules
1. You must be a follower of my blog.
2. You must either make a note on this post or via a reblog. Notes on reblogs do not count as valid entry to the giveaway.
3. One entry per person; if you are discovered to be using multiple accounts to try and get multiple entries, you will be disqualified.
4.Giveaway blogs may not participate.
5. In the event of a tie, a dice roll witnessed by the applicable parties
6. The winning party has 48 hours, upon being notified they have to won, to claim their prize. Failure to collect in time will default the prize to the next runner up.
7. This giveaway will require a minimum ten entrants to actually occur. If there are less than ten entrants by the end of the run, no one wins.
8. These rules are subject to change at the giveaway runner’s discretion.
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