Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.
Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes
Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God
He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.
Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.
So this explains why pearl would always protect rose at all cost, even if it meant her being poofed.
Because if rose were ever damaged and had to retreat into her gem, everyone else would know just by looking at her gem, that she wasn’t a quartz, but a diamond.
fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them
aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas
marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman
literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him
thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house
I love all of this please keep going.
they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison
One time during a battle on boats Hamilton had to swim back to shore and everyone thought he was dead so George Washington and the people who actually like Hamilton were all sitting around a table discussing his life and he just showed up dripping wet
Blue Diamond stepped forward, Yellow Diamond by her side, but something was different, they were wearing long togas that were the same colors as their usual clothes. Blue Diamond still had her veil, it’s what makes her stand out after all.
Blue Diamond raised an arrow (or more like a short pole?). Thick, tight coils were covering the back, each one bursting with energy for new life. As Blue Diamond let go of each one it flew forward and exploded on the ground until gems of a light purple and blue hue covered it.
“Now call the Princess.” I heard, not sure if it was from Yellow Diamond.
And I could feel my heart pumping as Pink Diamond stepped forward. Only she didn’t look like she did now, her colors looked like they came from watercolor painting her. So did the gems coming from the ‘arrow’ now that I think about it. The Diamonds had their usual saturated coloring though…
Pink Diamond was a (Normal) Gem!?
The rest came falling into place, Pink was playing games with the DIamonds, and she said she had to check each of their decks (the gems that they choose from the ‘arrow’) before they play, but really she was just cheating, wanting to see the cards they would play so she could strategize around that.
Creating Gems was just a game for them, and eventually they found better ways of creating decks without having to wrap up an “arrow”…
I saw the two Diamonds coming across her in the Forest and her claiming to be a Princess. My unconsciousness described this as a ‘Royal-dere’. Now that I look it up, it’s called Himedere.
I wonder what White Diamond would be like, and I see her treating Pink with disdain and Yellow doing the same. Yellow doesn’t like the game as much as Blue does, she’s not hanging on the Princess’ every word like Blue does…
Then the dream cuts to a thumbnail of a video from The Roundtable, showing Pink Lars without the costume in a dark area trying to talk with that Cool Kids leader, Buck Dewey. The shyness hit him again, I guess.
It looked to be an episode review, but I couldn’t make out the episode title. Something like Royal Prince or Royal Blue. Some mix of Royal, Blue, and Prince, I dunno. (which just makes me think of that painting, The Blue Boy…)
I woke up as a piano rendition of ‘It’s Over, Isn’t It?’ played from my music player, and I felt like my whole life was changed, only for it to just be a dream…
Well, I’m gonna call this the Game AU, I guess…
Whelp, this is shattered.
…But it was a dream, how was My Unconscious to know?
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