got you……….again……by the april fools beepers……it was multiple birds the entire time…not just one, no egg…………they tell u they hope u have a great april first
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don’t really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don’t like peanut butter they’d get all defensive like “peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!” and then i’d have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds.
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i’m just allergic to peanuts because that way it’s not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter – it’s now like i’m a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i’m at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn’t eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret.
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, “i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes.”
The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-
Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified
if you want to interact with a cat that doesn’t know you, sit down not facing it. glance at it occasionally and make an inviting noise, but mostly just play with your phone or whatever.
the cat will almost certainly come over to check you out sooner or later. it’ll stay out of arm’s reach because it doesn’t know if you’re a jerk. offer your hand and let the cat sniff. wait. if the cat wants pettins, it will indicate that by noofing your hand, flopping on its side, or coming in close.
the cat may want to be bros but not get pettins. in that case, it will sit or lie near you but out of reach. this is friendly! the cat is saying, you’re a person in my neighborhood! hi neighbor!
of course, it’s possible that the cat is a great big cuddleslut and will come love all over you. that happens too. but if it doesn’t, that doesn’t mean it’s an unfriendly cat. be chill and let the cat choose how close to get, and you’ll find most cats are pretty friendly.
I learned this in grade school and people think I’m Dr. Dolittle
and if it’s looking for eye contact, you can blink slowley to indicate trst!! that’s how i got this one cat that hates most new people to say hi
All other pokemon you catch must be given a thematically appropriate nickname starting with Mr. and end in a word rhyming with Mime, e.g. Mr. Prime, Mr. Dime, Mr. Sublime
You may catch as many pokemon as you like with the same nickname, but you may not use more than one of them on your team at once.
You may not use the name rater unless you forgot to give a pokemon a nickname.
game is won when you beat the e4 + champion
if a pokemon faints it is dead and must be released/boxed.
If Mr Mime faints you lose the challenge.
OPTIONAL HARDCORE RULE: only catch one pokemon per route
OPTIONAL HARDCORE RULE: no duplicate nicknames at all ever
Tips:
some pokemon have more than one possible nickname, e.g. Gastrodon may be called Mr. Slime (because slug) or Mr. Clime (because of its regional climate-based forms).
get creative with the names, e.g. all frog pokemon can be called Mr. Ragtime.
Notice I haven’t made any restrictions based on gender, because it isn’t real. You can definitely have a Salazzle named Mr. Crime.
Feel free to modify or remove any of these rules to suit your play style. I’ve abandoned plenty of nuzlockes before in pursuit of a simple good time.
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