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hydok:

angels-snakey-adventure:

earthstory:

Two headed milksnake drinking

Its like for a second at the beginning they forget they have 2 heads on one body

I looked on the instagram of the op and apparently he had to feed them both a small mouse instead of feeding one or the other a standard sized mouse because they’d fight if only one head got food

(Source: https://www.instagram.com/)

theghostboy:

dwarvesandrobots:

theghostboy:

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

  • “happy birthday” every time i hand them something
  • “well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
  • “we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
  • “can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
  • referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
  • “time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

  • referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

  • “what are they gonna do, fire me?”

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

voicesofreasons:

nekoama:

pugna:

black mirror: ough ough ough technology bad

twilight zone: what if Bigfoot was harassing william shitner from the outside of a plane

Ha more like

Black Mirror: As technology moves forward and becomes an integral part of our society how will we change? What does it mean to be human?

Twilight Zone: *long drag of cigarette* Let me tell you why you fucks deserve this hell you’ve created.

both

artemistheartist:

impulsebyimpulse:

chubbinafatzarelli:

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language
Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round
After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

Mongolian throat singing is country music from a different longitude

systlin:

sisterofsilence:

sharks-and-wolves-40k:

agraryan:

thepleasuregoblin:

For those of you doubting me:

  1. String instruments
  2. specific and recognizable vocal style
  3. lyrics about horses and ranching and stuff
  4. a Real Actual Mongolian throat singer told me, when asked about the meaning of the lyrics, that they are often about horses and ranching and women, or are folk songs. “Its very similar to the country music you have here. Mongolia is a lot like Montana, actually.”

proof:

Lol this is kind of amazing in that I really dig on country.. but I really love the fact that it just crossed a boundary I assumed existed and shattered my concept of american country music, and added a whole other dimension.

Looking up mongolian throat singing now.

Pssst I have art of Arlette teaching it to Ligo Aetos

HOLY F-

polysymphonic:

plsdonttakemyadvice:

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don’t want them to just be replaced because they’re like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.