farmbians:

unamedwatcher:

farmbians:

farmbians:

fuck minimalism. if you dont have trinkets and knickknacks on every surface you’re not doing it right.

the point of this post is not about junk or collectables!!!! its about the 7 bottles i own for no reason other than i think they look neat!!! its about the glass i found on the beach and pocketed because its pretty!! hell is an endless white expanse with a single white chair and white table with a single succulent on it!!!!!

Magpies are very intelligent birds, as evidenced by the fact that one clearly has a blog.

this is the best compliment i’ve ever gotten

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices

when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???

and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.

I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.

I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.

I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.

one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad

“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”

Slime Rancher fruits and vegetables rated on how yummy they look

tammycat:

Pogofruit

It looks like a really sweet, succulent berry of some sort! Definitely gonna be a juicy one! 9/10

Phase Lemon

This lemon has caution tape embedded onto it. Probably a fair warning! Probably really sour! 4/10

Kookadoba

As much as I love purple things, this curious fruit seems… threatening. No thank you! 2/10

Gilded Ginger

This glorious tuber looks divine in all ways! Beautiful yellows and oranges really get my appetite going! 10/10

Silver Parsnip

Is grey carrot. 3/10

Oca Oca

They look very appealing and inviting! This bodacious veggie looks like it could use some deep-frying! 8/10

Prickle Pear

Ew. 0/10

Mint Mango

I’m trying to not let the name influence my rating but… that’s gross! Otherwise it looks like it’s pretty tasty and floral! 5/10

Heart Beet

I don’t really like beets that much, but this looks… hearty! 5/10

Odd Onion

Looks incredibly poisonous! 0/10

Cuberry

It’s strawberry but square! I love strawberries! 9/10

gucciballs:

piisbetterthanpie:

notanangryvegan:

dropthe-bass:

edwardspoonhands:

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

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holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

pookie02:

jumpingjacktrash:

antis-are-abusive:

churchyardgrim:

god this is a big ask but I really wish there were like….. a site where you could plug in your state/district/whatever and tick some boxes on issues you prioritize and then the site would give you a rundown of the potential candidates in your area and where they stand on those issues in like….. clean simple bullet points. gimme the cliffnotes, I literally do not have the time or energy to comb through god knows how many articles and shit to figure out who to support, just tell me what their stance is on X, Y, and Z, and that’s gonna have to be enough.

There’s BallotReady!

It goes through who’s on your ballot and explains things like that based on your address. 

this is really great. it gives you bullet points on what each candidate has said and done on each issue.

very illuminating, frankly, seeing the candidate’s own words and actions. for instance, under ‘defense/veterans’ the republican candidates almost always say something about a well-funded military, and the democrats almost always say something about getting veterans the medical care they need. makes it pretty obvious that republicans don’t care about soldiers once they’re done with them.

The League of Women Voters’ non-partisan site, Vote411, will let you check where your polling place is based on your address. You can also check your voting status and show you what’s going to be on your ballot!

fantheoriesandfoodporn:

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18