working in retail

texangivi:

goths7:

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

manager: hi, could i talk to you in the office for a sec? great, thanks…we got a complaint from a customer that you didn’t kill yourself when requested so unfortunately we’re going to have to take disciplinary action…sign here acknowledging we talked…thanks

garbage-empress:

targuzzler:

tilthat:

TIL of the “Turnspit Dog” a now extinct dog that was short-legged, long-bodied and bred to run on a wheel that would turn meat over a fire. They were also used as foot warmers in church and Queen Victoria kept retired turnspit dogs as pets.

via http://ift.tt/2fyn0bk

No proof will ever convince me any of this isnt a complete lie

“thank god we spent several generations making an entire fucking dog breed to put in a wheel on the ceiling to rotate meat for us.”

cephalopodqueen:

linguisticparadox:

poplitealqueen:

tuulikki:

heathyr:

legalizememes:

bruh

everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

Lyrics in Faroese:

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg
Galdramaður festi meg festi meg
Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál
Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg
Galdramaður festi meg festi meg
Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót
Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð

English translation:

Spellbound am I, am I
The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me
Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul
In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire

Spellbound am I, am I
The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me
Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root

Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz I’m definitely getting the shivers.

Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pálsdóttir.

Who did she sell her soul to to get those acoustics on a rock by the sea goddamn

apparently the statue behind her is Kópakonan, a selkie!

(photo captions~)

Decided to post the Halloween costumes I chose in Dream Boyfriend ~Astral Days~

Kisuke (which is also the same name as the username I gave the account.  There’s a story to that.) is dressed as a Famous Minecraft Youtuber.  After I got that shirt in the Star Gacha I immediately thought of Creepers and wanted to make an outfit with it, even though I usually throw away outfits that just have their arms straight down.
I added the only car I had, which was from a daily reward.  It’s actually a Wedding car, but oh well, Kisuke’s dressed as a Famous Minecraft Youtuber, so he must be rich and have a few cars.

Sami-tan (the Tsundere of the group) is playing as a Spirit/Demon Butler.  Sort of like from Kuroshitsuji, or however that’s spelled.  I don’t know, I don’t watch that show.  I added the mustache and monocle before I thought of the spirit part.

Which just leaves Jeon-kun (the Relaxed/Tough/Mysterious one).  Since the Halloween event seems to be the BF standing in for the Devil (??), I made him a demonic bard!
He enjoys watching flowers, but they always wilt when he gets too close…  That powerful aura, man!

tinytheursaring:

bland-pokemon-headcanons:

Drinking anything with pumpkins spice in it can be perilous in the Pokémon world. Exploud, Mantine, Shiftry, Steelix, and Mr. Mime (among others) are strongly attracted to its scent.

me, walking along the seaside boardwalk in my favorite light fall jacket and scarf with a coffee in my hand: gosh I love autumn

a mantine, flapping its way up the beach and planting itself squarely in front of me: hey bro can i have a sip

shawnhenryspencer:

betazeds:

shawnhenryspencer:

shawnhenryspencer:

betazeds:

shawnhenryspencer:

do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??

would you fucking go to bed

*griffin voice* come plaaaaaay with me in this spaaaace

centaurs but the human part is a dragonborn

mermaids but the human part is an orc

HOBBIT ZOMBIES

i’m coming to your house and turning off your wifi

it’s a new month I have data for days bitch