doctorghoti:

mastersord:

the absolute funniest thing in madoka magica to me is that all of the girls have magical weapons that they summon from their soul gems, right? so madoka has her bow, sayaka has a sword, mami has musket rifles, and kyouko has a chain spear thing.

but homura doesn’t have a “weapon” persay, she has a shield, so she just fucking. steals military grade weaponry from the yakuza and cooks her own pipe bombs. you see her obtain these things on camera. this anime magical girl is running around with realistic military weapons and she’s the ONLY character to do so and that’s fucking hysterical to me

What makes this better is that Mami’s main weapon isn’t the rifles, it’s her ribbons. She had to study how rifles work to learn how to conjure them out of ribbons, which meant she studied rifles for countless hours.

Homura says “fuck that” and just steals shit.

I’ve had my pikachu and weavile for years now, both were mature and when they first met they hated one another but slowly got used to each other and learned to just ignore the other mostly. You can probably imagine my shock when I discovered the two of them had bred and now we’re living with two young pichu. The relationship has changed between my pikachu and weavile, they are much closer then they used to be though do still fight. Any idea why, after years, they suddenly bred together?

bland-pokemon-headcanons:

Attraction is a strange and powerful thing. No one can fully say why or when it works and doesn’t.

Like many things, though, time helps.

Why do you have to use a complicated machine to trade pokemon? Why can’t I just trade my Pokémon by hand? Also, how do some people see trading as a normal thing, no offense to the people who do this, but wouldn’t trading break a pokemons heart? (Sorry for the long ask)

bland-pokemon-headcanons:

The machinery doesn’t just switch the Pokémon, it also manages the complicated anti-theft devices and registration involved with the Pokéballs and Pokémon’s ID number. That way, someone can’t trade a Pokémon then claim it was stolen (which happened a LOT in the mid-70′s).

As for people’s view on trading, it’s a bit like crate training, vegetarianism, or breeding instead of adopting. Both sides have strong arguments for and against it. As you mentioned, it can be traumatic for a Pokémon to be traded. Trading also limits the need to capture wild Pokémon and has proven invaluable in the conservation of several rare Pokémon. Assuming the new trainer is willing and capable, most Pokémon make the adjustment with no long-term problems. It’s a bit like a kid moving to a new city. It takes time and care, but it can be done and can even be beneficial.

I wonder what Pokemon would think about being thrown off into the void of Wonder Trade?

They could get a supportive trainer (like when I WT’d for the first time before a gym battle and proceeded to fight the gym with the recieved Bisharp before WT-ing him off when I realized he took hits bad during actual training) or someone that would immediately release them into the wild, even if they were a rejected hatchling.

Though I doubt that would be allowed/encouraged in the Pokemon World anyway…

I left my Gulpin with my mother for a day, and when she wasn’t paying attention, he ate his own pokeball… I can’t catch him in a new one since pokeballs register pokemon; is there a place I can go to get him a new one, or do I just need to, uh, wait?

bland-pokemon-headcanons:

Get him to a Pokémon center. He’ll need a checkup. Also, they have the means (legal and mechanical) to get a new Pokéball for him.

P.S. The old ball is a goner. Nothing can survive a Gulpin’s stomach acid.

megameganiummusic:

war-lesbian:

dimetrodone:

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dimetrodone:

lala-oopsy:

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lala-oopsy:

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war-lesbian:

i cant believe “furry platformer” is a genre

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update: there are more

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earthworm jim is NOT  a furry

Oh wait you’re right, my bad D;

Earthworm Jim is 100% a furry more then any thing in the world

he is a worm piloting a mech it is completely different. he is practically the opposite of a furry – an animal who dons a human suit.

If a dog had a humansona and cosplayed as a man I would consider the dog a furry. Likewise a worm who dresses up in a mechanized man-body is likewise just wearing a fursuit in the eyes of a non human

does shinji have an evangelion-sona just because he gets in one to save the world?

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