Tag: asexual

redbeardace:

Asexuality is not some exceptionally rare, impossible thing.  Even using the common 1% estimate (which many people think is low), that’s 3.2 million Americans.  If you met someone who said “Hey, I’m from Chicago”, you wouldn’t tell them that you didn’t believe them, because people from Chicago are only about 1% of the population.  “You’re really from New York or California.  Statistically, that’s far more likely.“  That would be ridiculous.

elisaintime:

Came up with a new way to explain asexuality to someone the other day. It went something like this:

“You’re a straight man, right? Well, think about how you feel (sexually) toward other men. Asexuals feel that way toward everyone.”

And the eyes just lit up with understanding. 

Thinking about it further, some straight men are repulsed or disgusted by the idea of sexifying* other men. Some asexuals feel that way toward everyone. Some straight men are like “the idea doesn’t gross me out or anything, but no thanks. Not for me.” And some asexuals feel THAT way toward everyone. Just as a couple examples.

*That’s the proper term, right?

proudslyffincluff:

thepeaktrans:

allosexuel:

marshadowz:

theradicalace:

repulsively-aro:

allosexuel:

moon37:

2017 hasn’t fucked me over yet……… dare i say it’s asexual?

2017 is the year of asexuals thanks this is our year now

OP is mad that people are using this post as ace positivity keep doing it

this year is mine now and im going to make sure it’s a great one for everyone excluding aphobes 

thanks op

2017 has actually been a really good year for me so thanks op for the blessing

Thanks op I’m glad that 2017 is the year for asexuals

reblog to bless an asexual

waiting4codot:

anti0ch:

lefting-leftaroo-ninja:

i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide:

musicalhell:

systlin:

totohoy:

systlin:

kittyknowsthings:

thesylverlining:

the-macra:

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

I love this post

Them: hey man if you jump into the water you’ll fucking drown
Me: i’m all in baby

“Away with you!” I exclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren

“Oh, but we have anything you could ever want,” she cooed. I shook my head.

“I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!” The siren paused for a moment.

“Dank Memes,” she said, “The Dankest Memes you co–” Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water.

hrrrrrystyles:

  • ace girls (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
  • ace girls who have a hard time expressing emotion (ノ^∇^)
  • ace girls who are emotional (★^O^★)
  • ace girls who love themselves and are so unapologetically ace o((*^▽^*))o
  • ace girls who are still coming to accept themselves (｡◕‿◕｡)
  • ace girls with disabilities who understand that their disabilities don’t erase their aceness 〜(￣▽￣〜)
  • ace girls who have gone through abuse and understand that this doesn’t erase their being ace (*~▽~)
  • ace girls whose families support and understand them “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ”
  • ace girls who are finding support in friendships with other ace girls ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟ
  • aCE GIRLS SUPPORTING ONE ANOTHER (︶ω︶)
  • ACE GIRLS (°∀°)b

jessicameats:

thehumorousace:

apocellipsis:

FUN FACT: it seems like more and more people are coming out as asexual because we finally feel safe enough to do so, it is not a fad, it is not a trend, and if you think it is one of those things please hop on the shut-the-fuck-up train to don’t-fucking-speak-to-me-ville.

Holy shit, it’s been put into words.

💜🌈💜

Also, people are coming out as asexual because we finally know that this is a thing that exists. We are reading things on the internet and thinking, “Oh, this sounds like me,” and, “There are other people who feel like this?” and, “Maybe I’m not broken after all.”

I wasn’t aware asexuality even existed until a couple of years ago. I mentioned asexuality to a coworker maybe a month ago and her reaction was astonished joy and, “That sounds like me!” I spoke to a woman in her fifties who said, “I always just assumed I was broken.”

People are coming out as asexual because they’ve learned that asexuality exists.

i-am-obsessed-with-many-things:

sassy-gay-justice:

strategicgoat:

strategicgoat:

ply-positive:

queer-coffee:

ply-positive:

elecocochoco:

mellbeh:

pastel-prouvaire:

themerrymisnomer:

scaredlittlebug:

hufflepuffjeditimelord:

ok so hear me out, “gaydar” but for bisexuality

BI-FI

“are you getting any Bi-Fi in here” “i only have like two bars of bi-fi” “why is there no bi-fi in here” “the bi-fi signal is great in here”

and my favorite: “what’s the bi-fi password?”

and for pansexuals? PAN-SCAN

I made a bi-fi icon:

this is beautiful

@sicklesbian @lightgetsout

@elecocochoco

Jumped on that bandwagon

Quickly somebody do a ply spy

Here you go! Just had to!

Woah this is really great!!

Apparently a “tracer” is a detective – I find that fitting for an Ace Trace

I made ace trace

Oh my god I love all of these

This post def got better