I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao
I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.
before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.
“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.
“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”
he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.
“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.
he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“
A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.
There should be a season of the Pokemon Anime where Ash’s companions are just team rocket. They just travel and bicker and horse around all while Ash tries to keep them from sliding back into their criminal ways.
They don’t even need a redemption arc, they just agree to hold off being criminals for a few months and then go back to being villains next season.
That I was out playing pokemon go, and people all over the world had started seeing this new pokemon popping up. Like out of nowhere this little thing started appearing occasionally. No word from Nyantic or The Pokemon Company about when or why they had released it. The pokemon was called “sleepytired” and it looked like this.
And you couldn’t catch it, the ball would just go straight through it. People were data mining and shit trying to figure out how to catch this thing but they couldn’t. Eventually they would just have to give up and leave the encounter.
After a few weeks of people reporting sightings of it, and no word from Nyantic, some creepy shit started happening…
What started happening was, if you entered an encounter with a “sleepytired” with the AR on it would manifest in the real world. But it wouldn’t do anything. It would just float there, watching.
So people being curious started doing this whenever they could, and these things would just manifest and stay there. Obviously this was causing problems because these things would just be floating menacingly in local parks and in the local McDonald. And they couldn’t be moved, because anyone who tried to move them or touch them would be struck by sudden, intense, chronic fatigue that seemingly had no cure.
The last part of the dream I remember was watching a news broadcast telling people that pokemon go was now illegal, and to avoid touching or disturbing the creepy little things that are now just about everywhere.
My Unconscious, back at it again with a great dream: Yo, this is a cool thing that exists.
Me, waking up: Holy Crud, I can’t believe this is a thing!
i had a dream last night that i was trying to crowd fund my own assassination but someone told the cops and the judge was trying to decide if only i was in trouble for starting the campaign, or if everyone who donated money was also liable for like? intent to kill?? or accessory to, or smthn. and in the end they decided i was the only one in legal trouble and they gave me the death penalty and i was like “HA technically i’m getting what i want, this is a taxpayer funded government assassination” so the judge sentenced himself to death right next to me??? it was weird
in my dreams I encountered an unknown, somewhat solid substance known only as “Mouse Milk,” and was so vexed by its identity that the mystery has followed me into the waking hours
things I know to be true about mouse milk:
*I typically encountered it in solid, fist sized lumps, wrapped in aluminum foil. Through the foil it felt soft, giving like soft wax *For this reason, I know it to not literally be milk, of any sort. it was also not talked about as though its name was strictly literal *It was not common, (and my dream self had not heard of it previously), but not so uncommon as to be laboriously difficult to find, nor prohibitively expensive
things I believe to be true about mouse milk but am unsure of:
*It is pale or off-white in color. I am unsure whether my dream self saw it or merely imagined they did. It could also be the case it was indeed a purer, milkier white, but was tinged by the Grey of Dreams *I believe its origin is inside walls, where it is extracted by those that know about it (perhaps people with a musine affinity?) and wrap it in kitchen foil *it has utilitarian purposes but I am unsure as to what those might be *despite describing it as being soft and deforming like soft wax, i don’t believe it to have a waxy skin-feel, nor to have such a low melting point *I had the impression of an organic substance but merely the impression
mysteries and questions about mouse milk:
*is its name merely reflective of its location and color, or does it have a more explicit connection to mice, or to milk? *what is it used for? *what is its true origin? *what is its true nature/composition?
Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.
The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad.
The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.
And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized
^ kind of like that
Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao
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