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sounddesignerjeans:

Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

Guys lemme tell you bout this thing

To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song

come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs

anyway I’m shriek-laughing and crying so hard it hurts my eyes

hutchj:

msbriket:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

Oedipus: has a very traumatic experience

Freud being a Man™: you must have wanted it

It got better

keeperofseeds:

Slime Rancher fruits and vegetables rated on how yummy they look

tammycat:

Pogofruit

It looks like a really sweet, succulent berry of some sort! Definitely gonna be a juicy one! 9/10

Phase Lemon

This lemon has caution tape embedded onto it. Probably a fair warning! Probably really sour! 4/10

Kookadoba

As much as I love purple things, this curious fruit seems… threatening. No thank you! 2/10

Gilded Ginger

This glorious tuber looks divine in all ways! Beautiful yellows and oranges really get my appetite going! 10/10

Silver Parsnip

Is grey carrot. 3/10

Oca Oca

They look very appealing and inviting! This bodacious veggie looks like it could use some deep-frying! 8/10

Prickle Pear

Ew. 0/10

Mint Mango

I’m trying to not let the name influence my rating but… that’s gross! Otherwise it looks like it’s pretty tasty and floral! 5/10

Heart Beet

I don’t really like beets that much, but this looks… hearty! 5/10

Odd Onion

Looks incredibly poisonous! 0/10

Cuberry

It’s strawberry but square! I love strawberries! 9/10

coppers-clean-blog:

siderealsandman:

jumpingjacktrash:

thehumming6ird:

In which Thor is oblivious to all the awkward in the room… [x]

broke: thor doesn’t notice the awkward

woke: thor is so strong and cheerful that he believes he can just steamroller over all the awkward and make it go away

bespoke: thor is perfectly aware of the awkward and very much enjoying it

“HEY LOOK BROTHER IT’S THE LARGE GREEN MAN WHO THREW YOU AROUND IN NEW YORK :D”