Tag: meme

Update

osakasshitpit:

eevee-nicks:

zizibutik:

zizibutik:

quasahi:

eevee-nicks:

I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy 😦 Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails. 

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it. 

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

excuse me what

UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES

Blogging about my aquarium is fun

What the FUCK
I really thought this was about shitty fanfics

OH MY GOD

same.  especially that last line.

tombstonettromboners:

soaleanmonterey:

f0rgemaster:

virtanderson:

death-420:

maxiesatanofficial:

death-420:

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

can we get david hayter in on this

guess who met david hayter 

David Hayter is a glorious man who clearly loved his role/loves his fans.

reblogging this again because fucking Liquid’s VA did a response to this:

drpepperphd:

surreal:

i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”

this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages

they were exceptionally weird
“Hey peebrain -you teleport?”
“Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”

checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today
they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts
but they’re just a little off

this isn’t a bot
this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot
all of the links?? aren’t porn links
mysterious bit.ly links to this site:
https://max2019.neocities.org/
if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to
> /seraphim.html
if you click it again
> /cherubim.html
again
> /thrones.html
…which returns a “Page Not Found” error

Porn Bot ARG

this guy has posted a ton more, go look at it