how do you make that cursive/italic font?👀

dazzlingkai:

after writing whatever you want to post in cursive, set your text editor to html (the wheel in your top right corner). add the following code in front of your text <p class=“npf_quirky”> if you click to preview the text, it doesn’t show up. but once you publish it, it’ll turn cursive (or just to be safe, you can save the post as a draft and look at it afterward to see if it worked).

here’s an example: 

<p class="npf_quirky"> your text here </p>

botanyshitposts:

botanyshitposts:

so i learned yesterday that theres a tiny plot at the corn research/breeding nursery i work at thats full of what the breeders call “zoo corn”??? its like. corn that got mutated by accident when they were breeding and they just kept the lines as separate varieties bc its interesting to see and might come in handy some day (it doesn’t get bred into other stuff or developed, just kept in the zoo plot for display). zoo corn includes:

-”bloody butcher corn”: corn that has red streaks all over the ears 

-”rainbow corn”: corn plants that are covered in red streaks

-”glass corn”: the breeders say this exists but they dont have it at our facilities??? its corn thats normal corn but the yellow pigment in the kernels got mutated, so the kernels are literally just translucent 

-”lazy corn”: corn plants with the protein that helps keep them upright mutated so they grow straight and then when they reach adulthood, they bend all the way over in graceful arcs. like they’re perfectly fine they’re just having a good time on the ground

-”hosta corn”: its corn but its short and bushy and has square stems instead of round stems 

i love my mutated corn babs they are beautiful and good

okay so a lot of people have been asking me for pics of the beautiful mutated corn children!!

first of all, hosta corn:

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its about 2 feet tall, idk if you can tell from that pic. its also hard to articulate how square the stems are but i did my best:

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then, some rainbow corn. turns out that its more than red streaks (before hunting out the plot itself for these pics i had only heard verbal descriptions of these plants!!!)

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i have no idea what this is but he got pretty yellow streaks???

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finally, lazy corn. turns out these are not the graceful creatures i was imagining and are actually hilarious

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thats. thats what a row of lazy corn looks like??? like they’re actually not dying (except the one on the far left that flopped into the alley and got walked on a little)????? they’re just??? perfectly happy plants just having a great time on the ground???????????????????????????? guys i cant do this 

p.s. apparently non-USA countries use “corn” to mean several types of crop so to clarify, these are Maize plants.

the-pikacrew:

bidoof:

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

I mean… yeah