meatballmeatballspaghetti:

w-r-o-u-g-h-t:

honestly fuckin “lovecraft inspired” games are everywhere and in every genre except the one they really need to be in

farming sims

like nothing says lovecraft like being aware of cosmic terror in your town and being unable to do anything about it so you sort of just tend to your radishes and hope everything turns out okay but you pull up one of your radishes and there’s a human head at the base of the stalk and you drop it as soon as you make eye contact with it but once you go to pick it up again it’s a normal radish

how to add fancy font support to your theme

cultural-deleonism:

hey y’all here’s a quick tut on how to get that new fancy cursive font to display on your all’s blogs because otherwise it just looks like normal text!

(this is the font i’m talking about btw)

okay so go into your theme customize page (it’s the palette icon in the top-right corner on desktop), click “edit html”, and paste this in directly under <style type="text/css">:

@font-face {
     font-family: fairwater;
     src: url('https://assets.tumblr.com/fonts/fairwater/fairwater_script_regular-webfont.woff2?v=b7ab7a58cded3365889a447bfd9e9c45');
}
.npf_quirky {
     font-family: fairwater, serif;
     font-size: 14pt;
}

to quickly explain what that does:

the @font-face bit imports the font from tumblr’s servers to your blog, because the vast majority of computers don’t have it natively installed and so if you didn’t do that it would just show up as a standard serif font like times new roman or some shit (whatever’s default for your browser).

the .npf_quirky bit is what actually changes the font in paragraphs/whatever that have class="npf_quirky" tacked onto them (as in <p class="npf_quirky"></p>). i also set the size to larger than my theme’s usual because it’s kind of a tiny font.

anyways i hope this is helpful and have fun!

I am so confused…

My theme doesn’t have a ‘<style type=“text/css”>‘, but it has 4 instances of ‘<style type=“text/css” media=“screen”>’

Anyway, this is why is im crap at coding.

daryltohblogs:

whowasntthere:

tohdaryl:

thranduilland:

lucid-luck:

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

blenderweaselhasopinions:

hollowedskin:

prokopetz:

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go – they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

  • There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street
  • Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position
  • One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it
  • It was raining
  • One of them saw a weird bug

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

  • They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back
  • They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them
  • The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them
  • A flower fell off the potted plant
  • The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it
  • One of them lost their bandana
  • The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her
  • The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

strixobscuro:

softjunebreeze:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

paulwalkersdogwalker:

buttcheekpalmkang:

hersheyhipster:

Do Your Fucking Research *Nicki Minaj Voice*

Wow… Lmao.

Some people threw white paint on it a few years back.

They want to be a victim so bad.

Fun Fact: That’s a statue of the fist which Joe Louis used to knock out Max Schmeling, Hitler’s favored heavyweight boxer in 1938. Schmeling won the 1st bout by knockout in round twelve, but Joe Louis came back in the follow-up match and laid him the fuck out in the 1st round.

Fun Fact: Schmeling was hated by the Nazis for losing to a black man and for having a Jewish manager, and he hated them right back, stating in 1975 that he was glad he’d lost the fight because the thought of  the Nazis using him for propaganda purposes sickened him. He also personally saved the lives of two Jewish children and later became lifelong friends with Joe Louis.

So maybe don’t refer to him as “Hitler’s favored heavyweight boxer”…

Thank you for this additional info!

Reblogging this for the added facts and so people know that Schmeling wasn’t a Nazi or Nazi collaborator and was in fact a good man