Ranty-Ramblestein's Tumblr Import

scuzer:

dubydoods:

pychopath:

scuzer:

owls are bullshit and here’s why

@dubydoods

this is what an owl looks like without feathers

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

thanks! i hate it

Barn owls no longer look cute. No animal is cute anymore. Owls are bird-praying Mantises.

lobstronomousskeleton:

whitmoreindustries:

am I doing the meme right

i hope this inspires a new one.

captain-boomerang:

badassbonerfarts:

several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances

we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to

it’s people.

the cat is allergic to human dander.

cosmopoliturtle:

Pokemon Redesign #353-354 – Shuppet, Banette

Even more cute!!

And I love the sewing theme! Can’t wait to see the Mega!!

nicedoggo:

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

naimly:

Things that make me anxious:

Socialising

Heights

That one room in Marnie’s house in Stardew Valley that has a massive fireplace and the only thing in it is mounds and mounds of hay

(There’s a mod to change it in the notes.)

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

There was a new subway system in my city that had two modes. When you were waiting for the train, you chose which mode you wanted to ride with. There was the ‘normal’ mode, just the same as in any other subway. The train stops, the doors open, you get in. Then there was the ‘fast’ mode. The train does not stop. You just throw yourself at it as it passes and hold on for dear life.

Would people exit the train like this then?

abare-apple:

book-nerd1127:

abare-apple:

transforms into a magical girl but then i just stay inside and play video games but i look really great in the outfit

Wait but don’t you die if you don’t kill witches

please watch other magical girl shows they’re good

snake-torquoise:

cosmopoliturtle:

Pokemon Redesign #349-350 – Feebas, Milotic

I love how Feebas doesn’t look like a zombie Magikarp. Cute and beautiful.

It looks more like an Ugly Duckling, I love it!

redsatinsheets:

y’all love to mock asian nail salon owners so here’s a little background for your dumbasses:

during the vietnam war, many vietnamese refugees came to america, a lot being women and their children. an american actress, tippi hedren, flew to sacramento, ca. to visit a refugee camp. she wanted to meet the women who were living there and figure out ways to support them. many of them had lost their husbands in the war and were now left without an income and many had no knowledge of how to begin to provide for themselves and their children. while there, tippi noticed that many of the women were fascinated with her manicured nails. tippi had gotten the idea to fly her manicurist to the refugee camp to teach the women how to do nails, in hopes of giving these women a way to support themselves and their families. tippi had paid for 20 women from the refugee camp to attend beautician school and help them get their licenses & eventually find jobs. about 51% of manicurists in the u.s. are vietnamese and many of them are direct descendants of these 20 women who were given the chance to go to beautician school at the courtesy of tippi. so next time y’all want to mock and make fun of hardworking nail techs and treat them like shit, just remember that this is all because of the labor and the persistence of their ancestors who came here with nothing.