one of my occasional hobbies is to look at citizenship tests from around the world to see how either frustratingly vague or absurdly detailed they can get. the romanian one is still my favorite for the golden opportunity contained in question #1
‘what are the distinctive features of the romanian state’ buddy i know you want them to say it’s an independent, sovereign, national, democratic country but i hope
i sincerely hope from the bottom of my joyless heart
someone has once, just once, at some point, written: ‘if you take a map of romania and put a single googly eye roughly over the county of cluj it looks like one of those small tropical aquarium fish staring westward with extreme concern’
Context: Someone in my party had to go home, but the rest of us wanted to continue. We gave our DM some time to formulate a short adventure where we have one-use characters who are level 20 when a Tarrasque attacks the town.
Eris: I make a molotov cocktail and throw it at the beast’s eyes!
DM: Okay roll for – hang on
[we all pause for a moment while the DM double checks his monster book]
DM, clearly not sorry: Oh! I’m sorry! It’s immune to fire!
Tom doing some VERY, very impressive ballet spins (pirouettes and fouettes). And he is doing them in fucking belted jeans! He could have worn something more comfy and stretchy for the occasion, lol. Anyway, so impressive that after all these years he still nails them so well, even in low-rise jeans and socks……
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