captainsnoop:

x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers

“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm

“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man

Any headcanons about tough type contests?

zordonmlw7:

bland-pokemon-headcanons:

Surprisingly, they are considerably less competitive than cute type contests.

That is not surprising at all, cute type trainers are the most cutthroat, competitive people I have ever met, whereas tough type trainers are almost exclusively men over the age of 50 or people below the age of 30 who are all just looking to have a good time.

Let’s try one of those “reblog with” things I’ve seen on other blogs.

witchesandmushi:

bland-pokemon-headcanons:

Reblog with your idea for a new Pokémon. I’ll start.

I would like a dark/water type based on a leopard seal. It uses it’s strange, beautiful song to attract prey close.

A Bug/Psychic type based on an insect swarm. It works as one entity in unison, but is hard to damage with physical attacks because the bugs just fly out of the way around them.

hexmaniacshayne:

yesterdaysprint:

yesterdaysprint:

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 23, 1924

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 7, 1924

1920s shitposting

concept: shakespeare dnd

motherfuckingshakespeare:

aleran:

player: “I don’t like this”

DM: “ok, roll to monologue”

the only class is bard

awwcutepets:

Petey, a pygmy owl, finally found his perfect glove! The glove is a falconry glove keychain.

tittled:

my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmao

samael:

chorusofravenousangels:

sexhaver:

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC”
“idk I’m not really into evocations.”
“how can you not be into ANY evocations?”
“well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”

“i like a bit of everything except hedge wizardry and urban arcana”