appendingfic:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down – this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

seekingwillow:

sizvideos:

Raising a superhero kid

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RAISING DION (COMIC BOOK)

written by Dennis Liu, illustrated by Jason Piperberg

PREMISE: Nicole,
raises her 7 year old son, Dion, who has superpowers. Life was hard
enough keeping up with the bills, let alone trying to keep track of her
son’s invisibility, plasma powers, and telekinesis. In order to study
his progress, Nicole films her son 24/7 with the help of her friend,
Pat, who is an aspiring filmmaker. But when Nicole starts to notice
mysterious men tailing her, and with Dion’s developing abilities
constantly changing and becoming more powerful, she must find the
courage deep within herself that she can raise Dion on her own.

Indyplanet:

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ominouslymathematical:

kaceart:

rowdyholtzy:

Where’s the goofy teen comedy where the popular girl gives the shy girl a makeover she can Get The Guy™, only to realize that she’s actually falling in love with her and then they have the classic Arguing In The Rain scene because the popular girl is sad that the shy girl went on a date with The Guy so she angrily confesses her feelings and then they kiss and it’s all the feels?

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BEAUTIFUL ART

gay-ghostboy:

supersoftly:

teh-canape:

itsbenedict:

namboto:

One Piece makes so much sense of you interpret it as a long running tabletop RPG.

#like no seriously#one piece#all of the straw hats are the PCs#the various speech quirks are the DM doing voices#just#everything works so well if you see it as a bunch of players messing with the DM’s plans in the most glorious way possible#in that they stay in character and the DM couldn’t really tell them no in character creation#‘you want to play a person who transforms into a reindeer?’#‘no I want to play a reindeer who transforms into a person’#‘what do you mean you want to be a cyborg’#‘I wanna be the best swordsman’ ‘oh thank goodness that’s normal#what style do you use?’#‘three sword style’#’…’#‘I hold one in my mouth’

“did you know the rulebook has rules for fire-starting?”

“what?”

“there’s a bit about friction, and i think my character has high enough agility to sort of spin in place and-”

“no.”

“it totally checks out! i ran the numbers, there’s nothing in the rules that says-”

“why would you want to set your leg on fire”

“bonus damage.”

@supersoftly

this is hilarious because I said the exact same thing years ago. 

literally every single “creative” powerup could be dumbed down to Oda is just a really good DM running a fantastic campaign.

This is literally the plot to a web comic called “Grand Line 3.5″

I started reading that comic and it’s good.

Link to first page

thosewerethe90s:

callmekaters:

WISHBONE WAS SO LEGIT.

you know it

Hey, I was just thinking about this a while ago and couldn’t remember the name!

My childhood library was completely obsessed with the book/show, haha.  I don’t think I was old enough to be reading chapter books at the time, though and never saw anything from it outside of the library’s promotional material.

braixxen:

miraculous ladybug season 2: everyone in Paris is vaguely aware that people with negative emotions get akumatized. yoga class attendance skyrockets. three more lush stores open. anyone who experiences a sudden shock (dumped, fired, etc.) is suddenly bombarded by eager rubberneckers, grabbing their shoulders and shouting “KEEP IT TOGETHER MAN”. There is at least one reported case of someone having their lights punched out at the exact moment of possession, rendering the effect null; the puncher is hailed by the community as a hero.