going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, ‘Nice going, loser.‘”
iconic
whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord
I overhead the most hilarious conversation this week.
There was a young couple at the library and the father is reading their 4 ish year old son a Dr Seuss book, very animated, doing all sorts of voices. The mother is sitting to the side, reading her own big, thick book.
“Some are high
And some are low.
Not one of them
Is like another.
Don’t ask us why.
Go ask your mother. ”
“Let’s ask her, Hey Mother?”
“hm”
“Why is no fish like another?”
Without looking up form her book she deadpans, “Because of biological diversity”
The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…
Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.
Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.
I’m at goodwill and I think I might’ve found a millennium item…
I brought it to the counter to ask for a price because it mysteriously didn’t have a sticker, and after they randomly decided the price, one of the cashiers told me it was a shame it didn’t have a sticker cause she wanted to see when they put it out, she said it must’ve been recent cause she’s never seen it before.
So like…………… it’s definitely got a cursed Egyptian spirit in it
A television show done in the style of The Office or Parks and Recreation, except it takes place backstage in a touring company of a failing Broadway musical.
We never find out what the musical is ever about. We just get shown bits and pieces of dialogue, songs, and choreography throughout the episodes. But every new piece of the musical that’s revealed only adds to the mystery… it’s just a confusing hodgepodge of genres and seemingly unrelated side plots and characters.
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