meladoodle:

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

kramergate:

darkpaladin:

kramergate:

outoftheassparlor:

kramergate:

I was looking up a little town 2 hours from me because I thought it was abandoned after being briefly taken over by a cult in the 80s but it turns out they’re still kicking and using emojis on their official town website

Antelope is the creepiest fucking place you should go

I’m kind of planning on it

Wait what??? It was taken over by a cult???????? Please elaborate I’m already enraptured

well I don’t have all the info here as I’ve only done minimal research but the town of Antelope, Oregon was briefly called Rajneesh, Oregon after having the nearby Rajneesh cult compound take majority on their city council and make changes to their will

the Rajneeshi also developed a salmonella strain on their compound that they gave out to members, who donned plain clothes (they usually wore red robes) and went out to 10 buffet restaurants in the nearby Dalles and sprayed down the salad bars with salmonella, in a test run for when they planned to do the same on Election Day so no non-Rajneeshi citizens would be healthy enough to go to the polls

I probably gave a few facts wrong cause I got this all from an ancient episode of Forensic Files but you should definitely look it up

pharaoh-doll:

miazaz:

zooophagous:

autobotsaboteur:

tamingtarot:

glumshoe:

therealcaitie:

glumshoe:

You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.”

And you see Stingrays as the devil themselves

nah man Steve would have forgiven that stingray and absolved it of its sins

He would have apologized for getting into the stingray’s space and making it afraid. 

He actually did! Some of Steve Irwin’s last words were, “it wasn’t his fault. I startled him.”

He actually did forgive the stingray. He knew that he had scared it, and that it was only acting to protect itself.

If you put your ear up to a seashell you can hear the sound of mY HEART BREAKING INTO A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES

This is why I get so mad whenever my folks have Animal Planet on lately and it’s all about WHAT ANIMALS ARE GOING TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR FACE?

EXOTIC PETS RIP OWNER TO SHREDS!

SNAKES! WILL THEY EAT YOU? (YES)

Steve Irwin (and at the time at least his contemporary follow-behind Jeff Corwin) ushered in such a pure unbridled LOVE of exotic, ferocious, terrifying animals. He respected the animals so much, he loved them.

Yes, crocs would charge and snakes would lunge, but he would respect when the animal deemed its boundaries well crossed and let it go back on its merry reptilian way.

This was the Tone for my childhood. My education of wild animals was Steve Irwin talking about how beautiful this deadly crocodile was, how majestic and chill and peaceful coexistence could be.

It was Jeff Corwin screaming and yelling at people at the discovery of a snake carcass, killed because of ignorant fear of it. It was harmless, and lost, and scared, and decapitated and he was livid. Why? Why would you do that? It was non-venomous, it didn’t want to be where it was any more than you wanted it to be where it was – why didn’t you call someone to release it?

And now it’s just… “Everything is murderous and animals will eat your face and everything is Ruthless Killing Machines”

and just.

I feel like I’m watching my own father’s work be tainted whenever AP is on. It’s so upsetting.

Because education and understanding don’t sell ad time.

Also why so much of Shark Week has become LET’S PISS THIS THING OFF TILL IT TRIES TO BITE US. “GREAT WHITES ARE MINDLESS KILLING MACHINES AND THEY WANT TO EAT YOU PERSONALLY, SUSAN.” is a lot more ‘exciting’ than “These things are gigantic and they feel with their very sharp mouths but they don’t actually mean anything by it they just don’t know what you are (also you taste nasty to them get over yourself.)”

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/ranty-ramblestein/160339374195/tumblr_oo9xvn3Mx21qmsplx?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://ranty-ramblestein.tumblr.com/post/160339374195/audio_player_iframe/ranty-ramblestein/tumblr_oo9xvn3Mx21qmsplx?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Franty-ramblestein%2F160339374195%2Ftumblr_oo9xvn3Mx21qmsplx

kazoo-goddess:

I love how they dissolve into giggles at the end

bogleech:

alexandot:

sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move.  here’s a demon 

hey I can’t get our arms and legs to work but I got you these screaming heads if that’ll help

blueleaders:

blueleaders:

recryption:

ok. ok ok i know essentially everyone knows about this comic but theres 200 other comics im 99% sure are made by the same person and reading through it i?s so fucking surreal??? nobody talks about the rest of these comics when theyre just as good as this one??? what the fuck??

like holy shit. holy fucking shit. these are gold and all i see quoted is the “im dying squirtle” comic when these are just as good what the fuck

this post was too advanced when i originally made it but i think its time to bring it back

@blueleaders the link to the other comics is broken, but it looks cool