friends, lemme share this little gem with you

somewhat-honest-abe:

the-andromeda-system:

superpunkjellyfish:

ausomely-autistic:

dizzleceezy:

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed… 

some people crayons are jerks.

😥

😀

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

i lovethis so much

trans… trans crayon?

Yes

Reblog if you’re a trans crayon, love trans crayons, or you thought this book was friggin adorable

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

so i had a dream last night that dinosaurs would only grow feathers in the winter and then shed them all off in the summer & i was the one who discovered this bc i found piles & piles of shed off feathers like, imprinted in the soil & everything and i was like ???? holy shit what a find??

and no one believed me at first bc so many dinos didnt have any feather impressions in their fossils like it was only a few species that did but i kept insisting that almost all dinosaurs had feathers at birth like birds, but then would begin to shed them in spring, become featherless in the summer, start regrowing them in the fall, and then become Premium Fuzzy in the winter for the cold

& everyone was wondering like, just how i knew this and if this was true why didnt they find dinosaurs who’d died in the winter w/ their feathers on

and then it was discovered that a giant meteor did hit the earth & caused a MASSIVE and EXTREMELY HOT explosion to hit the earth and this explosion was SO hot it singed off the feathers of the dinosaurs close by, and then the earth got so hot periodically as a result that dinosaurs couldnt grow feathers anymore bc their bodies began rejecting them due to the heat

and idk it was like a mashup of a global warming dream & a feather dino dream and all i can say is:

we cant definitively prove that my dream was 100% wrong

oh!!!! my theory about this was called the “seasonal dinosaur feather theory” and there were tons of models of dinosaurs like t-rex, raptors, even triceratops and sauropods, who were super feathery during the winters and then there were new fossils found of feather pile imprints and everything

hex-maniac-mareen:

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm:

hex-maniac-mareen:

asking-ask:

darkeecofreak:

hex-maniac-mareen:

ramblingcoyote:

hex-maniac-mareen:

pokemon trainer saitama would probably like, catch a mew right off the bat and doesnt even realize its a ultra rare legendary.

“dude wtf is that pokemon”

“oh. his name is cheese, he gives me free eggs its pretty awesome”

mew: *uses softboiled*

“free breakfast yeah”

“Do you even know what that is?”

“…a friendly flying cat?”*shrugs*

*frustrated noises* “okay does it even do anything else”

“it lights up sometimes”

*mew uses flash*

“dude”

*mew transforms into giant dragon*

“oh it does that sometimes”

dude

@asking-ask hun look

“ I kinda like that it’s blue.”

“Holy shit, Saitama, that’s a SHINY Mew.”

“…. What? No, Cheese is blue– get it? hahahaha”

“Oh my god.”

“dude it sparkles”

“yeah i brush him everyday his fur is perfect”

“bruh”

it was to cute i had to draw it

Its so cute and perfect omg

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our Druid keeps rolling threes.  It doesn’t matter which die he uses or what he’s rolling for, it’s always a disproportionate amount of threes.  Finally, the DM decided to do something about it.

Druid:  …It’s another three.

DM:  Suddenly, a holy light shines down upon you!  You feel the presence of a god fill the air, and a booming voice says-

Druid:  Wait, what are you doing?

DM:  “I am Triad, the God of Threes!  I have seen your devout worship, and you have pleased me!!”

[The whole table realizes what’s happening and starts cracking up, while the Druid’s player looks increasingly affronted.]

Druid:  Stop it WHY

DM:  “I shall grant you a boon, oh faithful servant!”

Druid:  STOP IT I HATE THIS

DM:  And then he turns your three into a twenty.

Druid:  I hate this.