wherehipposdrome:

thefibrodiaries:

chronicallycozy:

wagecucks:

If you require kids to go to school by law, they shouldn’t have to pay for anything at all to be able to go there. They shouldn’t need to pay for food, books, a laptop, anything that the school gives you. If a child has to pay in any way to attend school, it’s a failure of our government to provide proper funding

This also includes transportation to and from school.

This should also include accessibility, aids and assistance for disabled children!

The worst part: You just know some deeply unpleasant person is reading this and concluding that the solution is to stop requiring kids go to school.

macleod:

junkrat-the-junker-rat:

thatgirlonstage:

kaycxpher:

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

“I roll to come up with an escape plan” 

“Alright roll”

“…I got a one”

“I try to convince the horse to break us out”

“Roll…animal handling?”

“I got a twenty”

Y’know now that I’ve seen this post I don’t think I’ve ever seen the movie like I thought I had

reimagining crazy movies as dnd campaigns are always great

berlynn-wohl:

hapabap:

nazerine:

plasmalogical:

paxamericana:

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

foshriizzle:

fun-ta-mental:

the1movement:

eronthebender:

muva-taught-me:

grim-reaping:

bolon-tiku:

blank-ocean:

kushandwizdom:

bitterbrownbruja:

slightlycoolemma:

blackandmildwithgod:

murder-she-wont:

blackandmildwithgod:

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see
When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

Yup! This is so real!

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

Adam was a fuck boy?

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

All men are fuckboys

FUCK

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

sounds legit


http://ranty-ramblestein.tumblr.com/post/169739597604/audio_player_iframe/ranty-ramblestein/tumblr_netczr3tTa1qdkwr4?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Franty-ramblestein%2F169739597604%2Ftumblr_netczr3tTa1qdkwr4

emptysurface:

the-cones-of-dunshire:

leaper182:

clockwork-mockingbird:

Push play and just trust me

This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.

ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY

@worldtravellingfly

alexxdz:

opticbread:

vonisv:

I was thinking about why I prefer to read manga over American comics (as in, monthly serialized comics) and, putting aside opinions about the “quality” of either medium, I think the reason why is because I have absolutely no idea how American comics work.

Say you’re a complete noob to manga. You don’t know shit about it. But that One Piece thing you saw on TV looks really cool and you want to read it. Where do you start? Volume 1 and go from there. 

But imagine the same situation but with comics. You just saw the new Spiderman movie and now you got a craving for more like it. Where do you begin? Well, no one knows because there’s been 901823434^34 different iterations of the character for decades.

With manga, there’s usually one guy (and maybe a team of artists under them to help) working on it. Even if it goes on for years or may switch leads, there’s usually some “consistency” to keep everything in check. With American comics on the other hand, it’s the complete opposite: you have multiple different writers and artists, each contributing their own take on the character: alternate timelines, alternate motifs, etc etc. It’s all a big clusterfuck to me and I have no idea how anyone can keep track of it all.

i wanna read spiderman, where do i start?

“well, you’ll have to choose one of the major points in the series to start at and then switch between different iterations depending on what kind of tone you’re looking for“

i wanna read jojo, where do i start?

“volume 1“

“I want to read X-Men and Wolverine, where do I start?”