Me modding skyrim: I love immersive mods like realistic needs and enhancements, they add a whole new level of depth and complexity to the game.
*Ten mods later*
That’s…that’s too much depth, no, stop reel it back…
Fuck.
I’m in a vampire den and just got my period. This is fine. Also does anyone have a tampon.
Fucking up in here running around doubled over with cramps and some edgelord goth kid is shooting lightning bolts at me. Fucking dick.
Protip, bandits carry a good supply of tampons. Which is great cause nowhere seems to sell them, or if they do they’re in some back alley where I can’t find them. Also you have to make your own contraception, cause apparently Skyrim is the Bible Belt of Tamriel.
Found some fucking witches in the wild brewing contraception over a fire and selling “abortus” spells. Fucking bad ass bitches. #Istandwithplannedparenthood
Shame I had to murder them for eating people.
So to summarize I’ve got soul destroying depression, I’m hungry and I have to keep murdering people for tampons, but at least I can fuck my werewolf boyfriend without consequences 👍👍👍
Some of the instructions for this mod are a little unclear but if I am reading this correctly I have a 61% increased chance of random sperm encounter from being at the Docks.
I am uncomfortable.
Joy I just want you to know that I am literally crying from laughing right now and also tea just came up my nose thank you for this.
I haven’t thought of him in ages since I lost Peanut after I checked the village one day late (if you check weekly, you can catch villagers that try to leave) I winded up using an old save to go back to February (this was in 2015, I think) and winded up abandoning the town. It’s officially in ‘The Great Archive’, just like the first Fairys Village. No Welcome Amiibo update for them.
And Robo’s Moon Wedlocke is similarly dead from anxiety, sadly.
Glad to see some one still enjoys still enjoys Macaron wacky gay adventures in Fairies. (Hopefully they haven’t read the fanfics…)
A remarkable Jacobean re-emergence after 200 years of yellowing varnish Courtesy Philip Mould
PAINT RESTORATION OF MESMERIZING
I saw this on Twitter. He’s using acetone, but a cellulose ether has been added to make it into a gel (probably Klucel—this entire gel mixture is sometimes just called Klucel by restorers, but Klucel is specifically the stuff that makes the gel).
Normally, acetone is too volatile for restoration, but when it’s a gel, it becomes very stable and a) stays on top of the porous surface of the painting, and b) won’t evaporate. So it can eat up the varnish.
It looks scary, but acetone has no effect on oils, and jelly acetone is even less interactive with the surface of the paint or canvas.
So this little kid dressed in a Bumblebee costume came across my dads camaro which is yellow with black stripes and the little kid walked up to it saying “You’re not the real Bumblebee!” And then he slapped the front of the car and right as he did, the car started up because my dad was watching through our security cameras and the camaro can be started remotely. This kid nearly fell as he ran away yelling and it’s great knowing that he’ll probably always remember the day he met Bumblebee.
it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that
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