dateamonster:

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

spocksplum:

deepfriedfuckpotato:

quousque:

advanced-procrastination:

captainkirk94:

goldenpoc:

exomoon:

rexpinn:

emiria:

theradicalace:

tossingtelevisions:

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

???? what??? the fuck???????

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

Apparently this old Jimmy Neutron prototype was a piece of lost media that for the longest time could only be found in still shots plus a 10 second clip of terrible quality, but two days ago it was finally uploaded in its entirety

Update I guess the person who uploaded them was the VA. So not so random but still weird that they got a hold of it while the creators didn’t

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

cupcakesartblog:

A reference to my previous post –>https://cupcakesartblog.tumblr.com/post/164557956058/i-hope-im-not-going-crazy-i-hope-im-not-seeing

Anyway, this seems pretty significant. The dark hole above Poni Island looks ridiculously similar to the hole above Sinnoh.

And you know where that portal leads to? The Distortion World. Where Giratina resides.

If any of you played the prologue to Sun and Moon, you have to catch all of the remaining Ultra Beasts.

However, what if Looker did not track all of the remaining beasts? What if the rip that allowed the UBs push their way to our world from Ultra Space?

With something so dangerous and catastrophic as other dimensional beings colliding with us causes a huge problem. This should not have happened. It can upset the balance of SPACE and TIME.

Palkia, the deity of space. Dialga, the deity of time. Giratina, the balance between space and time.

In Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon’s story, could Giratina have sensed the intense disruption of Ultra Space’s collision with our world.

Note, the remakes are named ULTRA Sun and ULTRA Moon. The Ultra Space must have not closed completely.

We, the player, are obviously not strong enough to conquer the Ultra Beasts with just determination and the bond with our own Pokémon.

In Pokémon Platinum, Cynthia, Sinnoh’s Champion, helped and guided us into the Distortion World to contact Giratina.

In Sun and Moon, we can find her at the Battle Tree. At first I thought that was just Game Freak acknowledging Diamond and Pearl.

However, now that this purple void has appeared above Alola, I feel Cynthia must’ve sensed something.

Maybe she will guide us once again to the Distortion World and contact Giratina to fight a much larger threat.

However, Giratina may not be strong enough to do this on his own.

Maybe, just maybe, Giratina will have Palkia and Dialga fight along his side, and finally repair the rip.

homeosapphic:

tonight in vermont news:

  • the police department in our state capital was called because a skunk was wandering down main street with its head stuck in a yogurt cup
  • not wanting to risk getting sprayed, and unsure of how to remove a skunk from a yogurt cup anyway, the police googled “how to get a skunk’s head out of a yogurt cup”
  • this led them to an article, published by Arizona police in 2015, titled How to Take a Yogurt Cup Off a Skunk’s Head Without Getting Sprayed
  • using the method outlined in that article, vermont police safely caught the skunk, removed the yogurt cup, and sent the animal on its way
  • they did this without anybody getting sprayed in the process
  • “and then we recycled the cup,” vermont police wrote on their department’s facebook page, “so a win all around.”

catmilks:

Arithmomania is probably one of the most annoying vampire traits. Also a good way to troll your vampire neighbour and make a swift escape, especially if it’s the 19th century and you can’t fucking count. He had to carry all that grain back home and have Petyr teach him goddamnit

It’s not really explained whether powers become stronger with time or whether some vampires have special talents (like Vladislav being a great hypnotist before The Beast and Viago being good at transforming) but I assume the latter, so correspondingly certain vamps are especially weak to certain things (though with stuff like arithmomania you get better at it so it’s less of an issue)